J, so charming

J, the charmer that he is, said recently (after eating something that made his stomach frequently expel large and smelly amounts of methane) “I’m sorry, it appears that I am breeding a sulpher baby in my ass”

I have so much to do in the next couple weeks, I will certainly not be writing too much... but I'll do what I can...

I can't believe how soon I'm leaving for NY.